(light piano music)
- Admit it,
you did the dicks.
- Dicks on cars.
(imitates paint spraying)
- Ball hairs.
- Mushroom heads.
- You're not gonna find a single
hairless nut sack on those whiteboards.
- Bunch of boners, wieners.
- Baby farting.
- I wouldn't drink a cup of my own piss.
Look how skinny this vagina is.
- [Narrator] Cushion toilet seats are like pressing
your butt against someone else's butt
and then pooping into their butt hole.