From the guys that brought you "50 Shades of Buscemi"... comes Danny McBride in 'Game of Thrones'!

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April 10, 2015
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(epic dramatic music plays)
(Female Voice): Lannister,
Baratheon,
Stark,
Tyrell...
(music stops)
(sound of a roaring beast)
(Male Voice):
Stannis Baratheon has an army at castle black.
He means to take the north.
(Male Voice): This is the time that I'll risk everything.
(Male Voice): Winter is coming.
(Male Voice): We know what's coming with it.
(Male Voice): We can learn to live with the wildlings.
(Male Voice): We can knock them to the army of dead.

> Ow, shit. You nipped my knuckles.
(Male Voice): You are the few. We are the many.

> Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick.
No one wants to suck mine!
(Male Voice): Clean this city out.
So the rats will know what was left behind.
(Female Voice): I'm a queen, not a butcher.

> If you want me to go on to a quest, then let's start with something easy like
boiling a chicken, or beating off in front of a Pegasus.

> Winter is coming.

> Yes, I know. You have told me 15 fucking times now.

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