The first weekend of the NCAA's March Madness basketball tournament saw a lot of... more »
The first weekend of the NCAA's March Madness basketball tournament saw a lot of upsets. That's great for those underdog teams getting the win, but bad for the rest of America who are gambling on this collegiate sporting event. So, Funny Or Die News took to the streets to ask people one question: "How fucked is your March Madness bracket?" « less
> (Male Voiceover):
The nation is once again in the grip
of March Madness, and as college hoops teams face off against each
other friends and co-workers pick their favorite teams, and face
off against each other too. Let's see how they are doing.
How fucked is your bracket?
> I tried to go to the website, but they were out of PDFs.
> My bracket is uh, fucked harder than a dolphin at a...I'm totally not fucking.
Can I give my answer again?
> Mine's great. I'm the maddess at my office.
> Oh no dude, my bracket is going well, trust me, trust me...
Ah fuck. I'm so fucked. Never mind I'm fucked.
> I don't even know. My dog ate my bracket,
and then I lost them on a tanker ship and it's in the Bermuda Triangle.
> Well I don't watch the madness. It's kind of fucked up you don't ask
about the women, but my woman's bracket is pretty fucked up right now.
It's got me screwed up.
> That's not the first time I've been fucked by a bunch of
college basketball teams, if you know what I mean.
> You know what was a big upset, Sandy Hook. Lets get our priorities straight.
> This year I've decided to fill in all the winners as we go along, and
I've only missed two so far.
> It's real fucked man...came on the last sucker.
> My bracket hasn't walked straight since Thursday.
> Way fucked. Wouldn't you say so dear?
> Yes, C for fucked.
> I fucked your bracket.
> Well I had Villanova going all the way, so my bracket has been made
love to real sweetly.
> My bracket is fucked worse than the sinners will be when the rapture
comes. Jesus loves you...
> Get the fuck out of here.
> What do you mean?
> Fucking unbelievable. Fucking arrogant shit.
I'm John Harris for Funny or Die news, and my bracket was fucked
ways from Tuesday before the tournament even started.
I accidentally filled in a bunch of cereal brands instead of college
hoop teams...hoops teams...shit, sorry.