- [Narrator] This Cinco de Mayo
Dos Equis is cranking things up to cinco.
with more equis than any beer on the planet.
- Oh (bleep).
- [Narrator] The same beer with Más equis than ever before.
- Look at all those equis!
- I can't handle all these equis!
I want to, I just,
- I know.
- I can't.
- [Narrator] That's right,
it's more equis than we could legally put on one can
- That's X-X-X-X-X-treme.
that other beers.
But (bleep) the other beers.
- They're (bleep) stupid and suck.
- [Narrator] Cinco Equis,
it's just Dos Equis, okay?