It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I...might be wasted.

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Featuring Adam Blotner & Jenny Pinzari, Directed by Paola Tapia-Limon
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July 21, 2016
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[ country ♪ ♪ ]
-[ belches ]
-Sitting all alone on a Tuesday night
I got tequila
here in my left hand
A big ol' bag
of chips on my right
Three micheladas later
and I'm starting to feel relaxed
♪ So I pop me
a couple of Viagra ♪
♪ And I'm scrolling
through my contacts ♪
♪ -So I drunk dialed a co-worker ♪
-Hello?
♪ But she don't
answer the phone ♪
♪ And then I
got to your name ♪
♪ And remembered
that we once phoned ♪
♪ And now it's two in the
morning and I'm so drunk ♪
♪ I hit my
head on the tub ♪
♪ But I think
that I love you ♪
♪ Or I might
be wasted ♪
[ shouting ]
♪ I'm out with my girls
on boozeday Tuesday night ♪
♪ I'm feeling
particularly horny ♪
♪ Drinking something
mixed up with Sprite ♪
♪ My phone starts ringing
and that's when I see ♪
♪ It's you ♪
Hey sweetart,
you remember me?
♪ I knew you'd come
back for seconds ♪
♪ 'Cause you know
they always do ♪
♪ And you know that
I think about you ♪
♪ Every time
I see a Motel 6 ♪
♪ And you know that
I've been meaning to ask you ♪
♪ -How'd you like to suck my...
-How are your wife and kids ♪
♪ And now it's two in the
morning and I'm so drunk ♪
♪ Right now I'm peeing in a bush,
but I think that I love you ♪
♪ Or I might
be waisted ♪
♪ Yeah, it's two in the
morning and I'm so drunk ♪
♪ Oh how I
missed you Tammy ♪
♪ -It's Tina
-And I think that I love you ♪
♪ Or I might
be waisted ♪
♪ ♪
♪ And now it's two in the
morning and I'm so drunk ♪
[ music ends ]

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