Jared Kushner may have Donald Trump's confidence in the White House, but as his... more »
Jared Kushner may have Donald Trump's confidence in the White House, but as his wife Ivanka Trump keeps telling him, the golf course at Mar-a-Lago is where you truly earn the president's respect. « less
->Fore! (chuckling)Ouch, Jared!My goodness, my darling, I'm so sorry.No, don't kiss it.Right, of course.I don't want your slobber
all over the patent leather.
->Yeah, no slobber on patent leather.I don't think anyone
would wanna see that.
Jared, please try to
get good at golf, okay?
Daddy invited you to
Mar-A-Lago with Rex Tillerson,
Sean Hannity, and Steve Harvey.
I don't want you to
embarrass yourself as usual.
->No, and I don't want
to embarrass myself.
Or you, or yourself or Daddy's self.
So I will get better and I
will, you watch, right now.
->He's not your dad.I do love Steve Harvey.
->Oh my God, he's hilarious.And underrated, too.
->Yeah.Okay, here we go.Jared.Mm.You look like a
cartoon of a drunk camel.
Aren't white people good at golf?
Now I understand why
your dad went to jail.
->You watching, Ivanka?
->I am.You watching, look,I should've married Topher Grace.Do over!Just pretend that the hole is moneyOkay...Ow, Jared, you hit my foot again!Ooh, my foot, ooh.I'm not gonna kiss your foot.I've been to Iraq.No, you haven't.No wonder they haven't gotten my mail.What have you put in the letters?Just secrets.
->No, Jared!I have a pen-pal in Kabul.Never secrets in the mail!You wanna play more putting?It's called golf.Let's play putt, swinging and putting.It's called golf, Jared.Ivanka, let's play putting.(laughing) It's not
putting, Jared, it's golf.
I'll take your dick out of
your cage if you get it in.
Jared, you cannot be sending mail.
->I made pen-pals when I was there.No.
->Lots of 'em.Mm.All boys, don't worry.(chuckling)Am I good at petting?
->No, you're very bad.Mm, what am I good at?