Can they feel the love in their final session? No. No, they can’t.
- February 20, 2014
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Disney Couples Therapy
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amyalbert
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Adam Rose-Levy
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Kat Nelson
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Jessica Cisneros Ramsey
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Nick Cobb
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seanboring
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Damon Chin
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Funny Or Die
Executive ProducerAurora: Amy Albert
Phillip: Nick Cobb
Ariel: Kat Nelson
Eric: Ross Buran
Belle: Jessica Carter Ramsey
Beast: Michael Murphy
Snow: Melissa O’Brien
Prince: Kristian Jenkins
Writer/Director: Sean Boring
Producer: Katie Barreira
Assistant Director: Nick Logsdon
Editor: Adam Rose-Levy
DP: Adam Rose-Levy
1st AC: Brodin Plett
Gaffer: Tanner Thall
Sound: Johnny Kukral
Hair/Makeup: Rebecca Corona
Graphic Designer: Damon Chin
Special Thanks: Lindsay Kerns, Michelle Fox, Rachel Goldenberg, Juliet Seniff, Andy Bush, Jack Allison, Lisa Lumar, and Chris Singel
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February 20, 2014
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Disney Couples Therapy Disney Couples Therapy: Session One Disney Disney Princess Disney Princesses Princesses Disney Princes Princes Happily Ever After Fairytale Aurora Phillip Sleeping Beauty Disney’s Sleeping Beauty Ariel Eric The Little Mermaid Disney’s The Little Mermaid Belle Beast Beauty and the Beast Disney’s Beauty and the Beast Snow Snow White Prince Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Marriage Marriage Counseling Counseling Therapy Couples Therapy Marriage Therapy- [THERAPIST]: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT ERIC
THAT YOU LOVE?
- HE'S REALLY SMART [laughs].
THAT'S GOT ALL NEW INTERESTING ONES. THIS ONE [laughs].
DO YOU KNOW THAT A TOSS SALAD ISN'T JUST FOR DINNER?
- FUCK.
- KIDS.
- KIDS?
[scoffs]
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- [laughs]
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO.
- FIRST OFF, WE'D PROBABLY HAVE A LITTER.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO...
- SECONDLY, IF WE DID HAVE A CHILD, WE'D
BE SIGNING OUR OWN DEATH CERTIFICATE.
- SHE'D HAVE A GOOD BODY THOUGH IF WE DID, END UP DOING THAT.
- THE LIKELIHOOD OF ONE, IF NOT BOTH OF US
DYING BY THE TIME SHE TURNS 16 IS RIDICULOUSLY HIGH.
- SHE WOULD HAVE A NICE PAIR OF BREASTS.
AND AN UNNATURALLY SMALL WAIST.
YOU KNOW, WE ALL DO [laughs].
- DID.
WE ALL DID.
- I HEARD YOU.
- MY NAME IS SNOW WHITE. YOU LITERALLY COULD NOT
GET ANY PURER THAN THAT.
WHY WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED THAT I'M NOT THAT
ADVENTUROUS IN BED?
- [sigh] YOU WERE LIVING WITH 7 GUYS?
THEY KEPT SINGING, "HEIGH-HO!"
- WE SPEND EVERY HOLIDAY WITH YOUR FAMILY.
IT WOULD BE NICE IF ONCE WE COULD GO HOME--
- WOAH, WOAH-WOAH. WE TRIED THIS.
A COUPLE CHRISTMAS' AGO, I SPEND THE
ENTIRE NIGHT IN A FUCKING RAFT. WHILE
THEY WERE EATING DINNER DOWN IN THE WATER.
- I'M...
HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AN OWL.
- YOU FUCKED FRED?
- TAIL AS OLD AS TIME. WE NEVER DANCE ANYMORE.
WE USED TO DANCE ALL THE TIME WHEN WE
WERE DATING.
- YEAH, BECAUSE WE WERE DATING.
WE WERE DATING.
- FUCKING KNEW THAT.
I FUCKING KNEW THAT. IT'S LIKE THE
RD OR 4TH TIME. HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS NOW?
CAN WE EVEN MAKE IT BACK HOME?
TIMES?
WITH THE OWL, OR WITH OTHER ANIMALS?
- THERE'S OTHER ANIMALS--
- ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS.
- HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHUCK DUCKING?
IT'S SALMON STUFFED IN A DUCKBILL FISH,
STUFFED IN A SHARK.
- NO, NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER HAD THAT BEFORE.
- I WOULD'VE DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU WHEN
WERE DATING. I WOULD'VE TAKEN A POTTERY CLASS
FOR YOU WHEN WE WERE DATING, BUT WHAT'S THE
POINT NOW? WE'RE MARRIED.
- [gasp] OH, LUCKY ME.
- WHY DON'T WE JUST BRING OUT BAMBI'S DAD?
WHY DON'T WE JUST DO THAT.
- THAT IS NOT FAIR. HE WAS GRIEVING WHEN I
DID THAT. OKAY? HIS WIFE DIED.
- HE LEFT HIS FAMILY. HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT THAT?
- WHAT WERE YOU PICTURING?
ME, LYING IN BED NAKED WHILE THEY PAIRED UP?
DOC, ON DOPEY?
DOPEY ON BASHFUL?
- [exhales]
- NO, WE COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
WHAT WERE WE GOING TO FIGURE OUT?
I CAN'T EVEN STAY-- I FLOAT.
- THIS IS OVER.
NO, IT'S OVER.
IF THERE'S EVER A DEAL BREAKER, IT'S
FUCKING NIGHT BIRDS.