Hi, I'm Ashley Madison. Recently a lot of people have been talking about my
website, because it got hacked, and there seems to be a big misunderstanding about
what we do. People think we facilitate infidelity, but it's not true. Ashley Madison
is a charity. The hackers threatened to release the names, and credit card information
of our subscribers, but these are not the names of the people looking to have affairs.
These are the people who donated to our charity.
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And for our most frequent contributors, herpes. It's not fair for the most generous contributors
to be punished for helping our charity. The hackers are the real monsters. Here at Ashley
Madison we believe in caring, and helping everyone all the time.
If someone you know, love, or maybe even are married to has their name released in
these vicious attacks, you should congratulate them for their unselfishness, not punish
them for their curiosity. Without Ashley Madison, married couples would be divorcing
months, if not years before they already do. So stop asking questions. Can't people
donate in private without you getting on their case?
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