CAST: Ivanka: Aaron Jackson Jared: Josh Sharp CREW: Director/ Writer: Langan Kingsley Executive Producer: Kate Lilly Producer: Nikil Shyam Sunder Director of Photography: Michael Rossetti 1st AC/ Grip: Jaime Villa Ruiz Gaffer/ Key Grip: Matt Kruger Production Designer: Lauren Ivy HMU: Brenna Haukedahl Stylist: Alyx Cohen Sound/ Boom Op: Chris Bennett Editor: Hannah Levy Post Producer: Alex Parks
♫ Jared Kushner came to town
♫ Riding in his Audi
♫ Now he works in the White House
♫ And everybody loves him
♫ He even gets to wear a badge
♫ And he works
Oh my god. (chuckles)
I'm sorry, you surprised me.
->Jared, you idiot.Right, no coffee 'cause nervous.Good, Jared, you need to stay in his good graces.Yes, but there is one thingJared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared.Don't kiss you on the lipsNo, the other thing.Um, oh, quit talking about conflict of interestBig dumb dweeb, exactly.Well, I'm sorry.God, Jared.No.
->No.You drink milk.Milk?Tea.No.Seltzer.
->Diet Sprite?Um, is it cold or hot?You should know.A big, big bowl of soup in the morning.That's food.Rain.Jared, matcha lattes.Matcha lattes.You need to know this, Jared.Matcha lattes, matcha lattes.Yes.I got it, I'm sorry, I love you.Clean yourself up, weasel boy, you look disgusting.Yes ma'am, I will.Please be quiet.I will, starting now, actually.