James Franco is Better Than You. Part #1 A Nightpantz Production. Concept by Tim... more »

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♪ ♪
MALE 1: Nightpantz.
Do you have a minute
to save the whales?
My former student James Franco
had more than a minute
when he personally dove
in front of a harpoon to
save an entire
family of whales.
What--
You know, James Franco?
♪ ♪
[ breathing heavily ]
-I think I came.
-Oh, sweet.
My former student
James Franco has brought each
of his partners
to orgasm only once.
But that orgasm will continue
to last four score and seven years.
You like spooning?
♪ ♪
I learned how to say [indistinct].
[ she speaks French ]
[ he's speaking French ]
...in one sentence.
♪ ♪
I save money with just
one simple trick.
My former student
James Franco saved money
with zero simple tricks.
♪ ♪
I just won my
first NAACP award.
My former student
James Franco has two.
Who the hell are--
♪ ♪
My former
student James Franco...
-My former
student James Franco...
-DIRECTOR: Reset.
Who the fuck are you?
Can you take me to Trader Joe's?
[ laughing ]
I'm sorry. I'm [indistinct].
I'm sorry.

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