#FistFight’s Tracy Morgan tricks Charlie Day into training for the Presidential... more »
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- [Tracy] Hey Charlie.
- Yo-yo!
- You ready to do some press?
- Are you ready for the Presidential Fitness Test?
- The what?
- Presidential Fitness Test.
Charlie Day: What are you talking about man?
Charlie Day: We have-- We have an interview.
Tracy Morgan: No we don't.
Tracy Morgan: I just told you that so that
you would come down here.
- So you were just tricking me again?
- Of course.
Tracy Morgan: [Tracy] We have to show the world
how much we care about children
Tracy Morgan: and the President's fitness.
Charlie Day: I don't think the President and
the fitness go together at all, but uh, okay.
- Presidential Fitness.
- So the first tests is sit-ups.
- Sit-ups. Man.
- Do a group of them.
Charlie Day: A group of them?
Alright, classic sit-up.
Charlie Day: And...
Charlie Day: North, south, east, west,
watch me do a fitness test.
- What is that?
- Classic sit-up.
- Charlie.
- Yeah man.
- That's not a sit-up.
- That's how I do sit-ups.
Tracy Morgan: Hold this please.
It's a pamphlet, for the President.
- Let me show just a sit-up.
- Presidential Fitness Test.
Tracy Morgan: I'm gonna show you how to
do some sit-ups right now.
Tracy Morgan: To do it properly,
you get down on your back.
- Yep.
- And then you
come on up, like this.
[straining]
Charlie Day: That's a neck up.
You're just cranking your neck up.
Tracy Morgan: Wait a minute,
I didn't do it yet, I didn't do it yet.
- Alright, I'm waiting.
- Here we go. [grunting continues]
- Uh-oh.
- Time out.
- I got the sit part down pat.
- It's the up part that's the problem.
- Help me out.
- Hey, what's going on?
Charlie Day: We're trying to help Tracy with a sit-up.
- Oh, there you go.
- That was done perfectly.
- No, that's not a sit-up. Can I? Yeah.
- Do you know how to do one?
- This is for the President?
- Yeah, apparently he's into fitness now.
Jillian Bell: Okay. First, you guys are in the wrong position,
you know what I mean?
Jillian Bell: You've got to have both
your feet planted--
- On the floor, planted.
- And you gotta make sure it's
really spread, you know?
- Right.
- Dig it. Dig it.
Jillian Bell: I mean, you just gotta...
just grab'em by...
- Does it work for guys?
- I don't think so.
- Oh.
- I think you just grab them...
- And then you thrust it up.
- That's not a sit-up.
- That's how you get pregnant.
- Wait, what are we trying to do?
Tracy Morgan: We ain't trying to get pregnant, I know that.
- Aren't we exercising?
- Yeah.
Jillian Bell: Oh no, I don't exercise.
Charlie Day: Well, no I don't really exercise either.
Do you exercise?
Tracy Morgan: [Tracy] I had a teacher that
tried to get me to exercise a lot.
Tracy Morgan: I had one teacher that did
cocaine in front of the class.
Tracy Morgan: The cocaine was history.
He was teaching the history of cocaine.
-Was he arrested or...
- No.
Charlie Day: Oh really? Okay. Alright.
So, that's a whole other kind of lesson.
- You still gonna do it?
- Yeah, I'll do it.
- What else is in there? Yeah.
- What else do we have to do?
- Half mile run. Half mile run.
- Half mile run.
- You in? You in?
- I would be in, but I'm...
Tracy Morgan: I got to tell you about this,
um, other teacher--
- was a heroine addict.
- Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
- You don't want to hear about the teacher.
- No-no-no-no. I'm listening.
- He used to shoot in front of us and everything.
- [Charlie] Oh, [bleep].

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