- July 20, 2015
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Pippi - Milla Jovovich
Clint - Clint Howard
Harvey - Fred Willard
Ed - Ed Begley Jr.
Assius - Jonathan Rudnitsky
Monkey Man - Sean Dacanay
Jerry - Gregg Hess
Pam - Grae Drake
Paula - Brittani Nichols
Donna - Holly Laurent
Tim - Chandler Drake
Security Guard - Dwayne Johnson
Nancy - Amina Munir
Director - Clark Duke
Writer(s) - Lindsay Kerns, Eliza Skinner, Travis Helwig
Executive Producer - Betsy Koch
Producer - Sean Dacanay
Production Coordinator - Becca Scheuer
Editor - Peter Lazarus
Director(s) of Photography - Scott G. Field / Matt Sweeney
Camera Operator - Matt Diamond
1st AC - Jules Paholio
Gaffer - Adam Bial
Key Grip - Mike Ross
Swing - Mike Blevins
Sound Mixer - Mike Robertson
H&MU Artist(s) - Jen Osborne / Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe Stylist - Michelle Thompson
PA - Ross Buran
PA - Josh Kay
PA - David Ferrier
Storyboard Artist - Mike Jasorka
Graphics - Olivia Kowalczyk / Shawn James
July 20, 2015
Clint, thanks for coming back.
> I have a big idea.
> I can't wait to hear your idea.
> It's a big one Jerry.
> Clint, sorry to keep you waiting.
> Now, can we get you anything...
> Coffee, water?
> What's water?
> N-no water for me.
I'm on a glance.
> Great, let's get to it then.
> Alright, well everyone knows Hollywood loves heroes.
Superman, Batman, Iron Man...hell, Frankenstein, and Snow White
even got the super hero treatment.
> Loved, I Frankenstein.
> We all did Donna.
Now, what if I was to tell you that I have the newest, biggest,
most box office, crushingest hero in town.
She's an oddball.
You know, crazy brades,
stacked socks, freckles from here to Mayberry.
She could lift a horse with one hand.
What does that sound like to you?
Sounds like a super hero to me.
Pippi is back.
> Ok, I see it says right here that she's best friends with a monkey?
> Yeah, Kiki.
He's a demolitions expert.
He knows karate.
> I don't like that.
> And snoops around like Colombo.
> Who's Colombo?
> Does she have a love interest?
Assius, boy who shoots lightening bolts out of his b-hole.
It's a limited super power, and it does play havoc with his turn cutter,
but it's for fun.
And the wonderful thing about it
is you've got your next big 4 quadrant tent pole franchise right there.
> Right where?
> I'm lost. Is the ass man from the book?
> It doesn't matter.
Just stay with me.
The kids are going to love it.
The adults will love it.
We'll give her a costume with a little key whole cleavage.
> You want cleavage on a child?
> She's 24.