CAST Pippi - Milla Jovovich Clint - Clint Howard Harvey - Fred Willard Ed - Ed Begley Jr. Assius - Jonathan Rudnitsky Monkey Man - Sean Dacanay Jerry - Gregg Hess Pam - Grae Drake Paula - Brittani Nichols Donna - Holly Laurent Tim - Chandler Drake Security Guard - Dwayne Johnson Nancy - Amina Munir CREDITS Director - Clark Duke Writer(s) - Lindsay Kerns, Eliza Skinner, Travis Helwig Executive Producer - Betsy Koch Producer - Sean Dacanay Production Coordinator - Becca Scheuer Editor - Peter Lazarus Director(s) of Photography - Scott G. Field / Matt Sweeney Camera Operator - Matt Diamond 1st AC - Jules Paholio Gaffer - Adam Bial Key Grip - Mike Ross Swing - Mike Blevins Sound Mixer - Mike Robertson H&MU Artist(s) - Jen Osborne / Leigh Schwartz Wardrobe Stylist - Michelle Thompson PA - Ross Buran PA - Josh Kay PA - David Ferrier Storyboard Artist - Mike Jasorka Graphics - Olivia Kowalczyk / Shawn James
> Alright, well everyone knows Hollywood loves heroes.
Superman, Batman, Iron Man...hell, Frankenstein, and Snow White
even got the super hero treatment.
> Loved, I Frankenstein.
> We all did Donna.
Now, what if I was to tell you that I have the newest, biggest,
most box office, crushingest hero in town.
She's an oddball.
You know, crazy brades,
stacked socks, freckles from here to Mayberry.
She could lift a horse with one hand.
What does that sound like to you?
Sounds like a super hero to me.
Pippi is back.
> Ok, I see it says right here that she's best friends with a monkey?
> Yeah, Kiki.
He's a demolitions expert.
He knows karate.
> I don't like that.
> And snoops around like Colombo.
> Who's Colombo?
> Does she have a love interest?
Assius, boy who shoots lightening bolts out of his b-hole.
It's a limited super power, and it does play havoc with his turn cutter,
but it's for fun.
And the wonderful thing about it
is you've got your next big 4 quadrant tent pole franchise right there.
> Right where?
> I'm lost. Is the ass man from the book?
> It doesn't matter.
Just stay with me.
The kids are going to love it.
The adults will love it.
We'll give her a costume with a little key whole cleavage.