Hannibal Buress, host of the 2015 Webby Awards, will also be presenting for the Deep Webbys. Unless someone hires a bitcoin assassin to take him out.
- April 26, 2015
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April 26, 2015
(you hear clapping)
Hannibal Buress: Do I...
Is this the Deep Webbys?
Alright, how are we feeling today people?
Tonight or today, I don't know what time it is, man, the Deep Webbys.
From the people that brought you the regular Webbys.
I think it's high time that awards were given out for all this secret, illegal, shit
that goes down on the internet. It's a real...what's the word?
Not pleasure, but concern to be here. Honestly, I didn't know much about
the deep web before I got this gig. I guess I'm just shallow (he snickers).
Shallow...Why can't I relate to you at all?
Well, I guess let's get to the awards, and get this nightmare over with, huh?
Our first category is Easiest Place to Score Weed,
Fakest IDs, Best Graphic Design in a Blackmail Letter,
Most Prolific Assassin of the Year...were you nominated?
The People's choice award for the trafficking of the choicest people.
Most Stolen Identity.
Why is my name on here?
Best Deep Web Market Place goes to kidnapbabies.onion
Alright, this is fucked up man.
Best screen writing for a snuff film?
What is this show? Any chance I can get a bathroom break?
No? I can't get a..are we cutting to commercial ever?
Is there an In Memoriam montage. I've seen lots of you mother fuckers died this year.
Leakiest Wiki. You know, I hate hosting this, but I like saying that.
It's fun to say. Most Unpresent Social Media Presence. Huh?
Leakiest Wikie. The winner of Most Hidden Archive is Rhonda Mickelson.
Is Rhonda here? R-Rhonda is that you?
You seem like a nice, normal person. What are you doing here?
Are you ok? Leakiest Wiki.
Moving on, it is time for our final award of the night.
Person Who Definitely Should Have Been Arrested Already.
And the winner is...
All of you.
> Alright, this is the police. Put your fucking hands in the air.
> Everyone is under arrest.
> Every single one of you, except but leave Rhonda. Please save her...
(gun shot is heard)
> Ooh, damn.
People are getting shot right now.
Uh, to see this year's real Webby winners, go to webbyawards.com
Where am I?
Even though I was assisting federal agents do I still get paid?
Do I get bitcoins?
Is anyone here still alive? Can you give me a basic primer on how bitcoins work?
I don't understand it at all.