Game of Thrones: Littlefinger, IT Consultant
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- August 24, 2017
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August 24, 2017
- Every Sunday night, I would watch Game of Thrones alone,
and get furious at how confused I was.
- I'd stare at the screen like, who's that?
I thought they were all dead.
Is anyone listening to me?
- I started thinking I was dumb.
But Thrones Prep made me think
me maybe might not be dumb.
- Game of Thrones is a challenging TV show.
Watching it alone often leaves viewers feeling perplexed,
alone, cold, and alone.
That's where Thrones Prep comes in.
After six seasons of research,
Thrones Prep has found that the best way
to understand Game of Thrones is to watch it
in your own home with your own lover
who has the patience and compassion to explain things
to your dumb ass while you're watching.
- My friends and family were sick of my stupid questions.
I needed a lover who was stuck watching the show with me.
That's when I called Thrones Prep.
- I used to have a girlfriend who knew Game of Thrones stuff
and would explain it to me as we watched.
Then she boinked another man.
- Thrones Prep isn't simply an episode guide,
or a prostitute paid to make you feel loved until you cum.
Our system is both.
Here's how it works.
First, your instructor will meet you in your kitchen
half an hour before the episode starts.
As part of the Thrones Prep system, you'll chat, drink wine,
and organize a cute charcuterie plate together.
You'll hardly notice you're learning.
- Between the glasses of wine
and balls of fresh ovalini mozza-relle,
Stephanie S. turned from my instructor into my lover.
- The charcuterie meats were cured
as Jon Snow was cured of being dead.
So yeah, the meat was good.
- Next, you and the instructor move on to the couch
and begin the show.
Hit pause at any time
to ask your Thrones Prep instructor a question.
Or pause anytime to kiss a little,
do hand stuff, ask about weekend plans,
or adjust yourself to get more comfortable
on your Thrones Prep instructor slash lover's arms.
We don't just teach you about Game of Thrones,
we teach you about love.
- My instructor and I were already moving on to mouth stuff
halfway through episode one.
- Our instructors are all hunks with abs,
or babes with tits.
It's your choice.
- Stephanie P. even took care of me, too.
You know, down there.
It took a while,
because it was during the Sam library shit montage.
- My instructor helped me understand Game of Thrones
gave my life meaning through romantic love,
and then boinked another man behind my back
just like the last woman I loved.
(chuckles) Thrones Prep is comprehensive.
- Thrones Prep will give you a lover,
and help you understand what the heck
is going on with Game of Thrones.
But don't take my word for it.
Just ask my lovers.
(chuckles) Sorry, my students slash lovers.
- [Students slash Lovers] Thanks, Thrones Prep.