- We just spoke to your immigration attorney,
and you are being deported.
- If there was any way at all
that we could make this thing work.
- Morning, Sleepyhead.
It smells like old lady pants in here.
- I understand the predicament.
I think there's something that you should know.
We're getting married.
- Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.
Ask me nicely.
- Ask you nicely what?
- Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret.
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- I think this individual
might actually be mentally unstable.
- There's about 116 kilos of cocaine
buried somewhere in the apartment.
- You're just such a shit jerk!
You're just a shit jerk!
- So dark!
You're sure you're not from the DC Universe?
- Have the two of you told your parents
about your secret love?
- Big secret, shh.
- You show up here after all this time
with this woman you hated?
- This woman is a gigantic pain in my ass.
- Please, don't do anything crazy.
- Then who's kitty litter did I just shit in?
- That is a no-no!
Oh God, you're showing everything!
Cover it up, for the love of God!
Explain yourself, please!
- Like a testicle with teeth.
- You're gonna make a statement
admitting this marriage is a sham,
or you're gonna go to prison.
- I will shoot your fucking cat.
- You touch my ass one more time,
I will cut your balls off in your sleep.
- Worth it!
I told you, we're going with the Urvaj, not the Borje,
get it through your head or get outta fuck town.
- [Margaret] We are just two people who weren't meant
to fall in love, but we did.
- Things changed when we kissed,
even when you checked me out when we were naked.
(whispering) Super penis.