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♪ [Fairy Tail Intro] ♪
Sarah Ann Masse: Once upon a time, there was
a king and queen who
Sarah Ann Masse: had a baby called Arora,
Sarah Ann Masse: and guess what?
She was really pretty,
Sarah Ann Masse: because even babies have
to be physically attractive
Sarah Ann Masse: if they're girls, or else they
hold no value or interest.
Sarah Ann Masse: At her christening, her three
fairy godmothers gave
Sarah Ann Masse: her special gifts, like beauty
and a good singing voice,
Sarah Ann Masse: which are basically useless,
but would make her
Sarah Ann Masse: more appealing to men.
Sarah Ann Masse: Then this other lady came,
and cursed Arora so she would
Sarah Ann Masse: would die on her
th birthday,
Sarah Ann Masse: because this lady hadn't
been invited to the party,
Sarah Ann Masse: and women are obviously
mean and irrational when
Sarah Ann Masse: their feelings are hurt.
Sarah Ann Masse: Arora grew up, and she met
this cute guy in the woods,
Sarah Ann Masse: and she fell instantly in love,
because girls are so emotional.
Sarah Ann Masse: On her 16th birthday,
Arora got lorded by the evil lady.
Sarah Ann Masse: She touched a needle
and passed out.
Sarah Ann Masse: This guy who she had
met in the woods,
Sarah Ann Masse: who was of course a
prince, came to save her.
Sarah Ann Masse: He killed the evil lady
who had literally
Sarah Ann Masse: turned into a dragon,
because we all know
Sarah Ann Masse: that women are just like
fire breathing dragons.
Sarah Ann Masse: When he found Arora
she was unconscious,
Sarah Ann Masse: but instead of calling a doctor
or trying CPR or something,
Sarah Ann Masse: he kissed her, because even
though she couldn't
Sarah Ann Masse: give her consent, he could
tell, just because she
Sarah Ann Masse: was lying there,
she was asking for it.
Sarah Ann Masse: Anyway, this kiss woke
her up, and Arora decided to
Sarah Ann Masse: marry the blusty prince,
because even though
Sarah Ann Masse: he had taken advantage
of her, he saved her life,
Sarah Ann Masse: and society tells
her she owes him.
Sarah Ann Masse: I wonder if Arora
knows Snow White.
Sarah Ann Masse: The end!
♪ [Fairy Tail Outro] ♪
[Growling]
[Lips Smacking] Smacking]

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