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(thundering)
Mike Scollins: Hey, it's Mike for Funny
or Die News,
Mike Scollins: and I was sent to cover
the new Jackson Pollock Exhibit
Mike Scollins: at the Museum of Modern Art.
I didn't want to
Mike Scollins: go there, so I came here.
To the Museum of Sex.
(music)
Mike Scollins: Okay, we're here in the
animal exhibit of the Museum
Mike Scollins: of Sex, which is an
interesting choice,
Mike Scollins: because we all know that
animals don't have sex.
Mike Scollins: Uh, Why is this here?
Sarah Forbes: Well actually, animals
do have sex--
Mike Scollins: No. They don't.
Sarah Forbes: They engage in oral sex,
anal sex, group sex,
Sarah Forbes: they masturbate, and they
even make sex toys.
Mike Scollins: You're thinking of people.
Mike Scollins: Uh, animals lay eggs.
(music)
Sarah Forbes: The bonobo actually has
an incredible level of
Sarah Forbes: communication. This right
here is an example of
Sarah Forbes: the sign language that they
use in sexual encounters.
Mike Scollins: They just be like...
Sarah Forbes: Um, you know, I think there are
some other versions that
Sarah Forbes: they use.
Mike Scollins: They look like hand
signals for a driving test.
Mike Scollins: Uh, jealous (giggles).
Mike Scollins: Alright, now I did not
realize that the dolphin's
Mike Scollins: vagina was located way up
on it's head like that.
Sarah Forbes: Well, it's actually it's (inaudible).
Mike Scollins: Whoa. That's dangerous.
Mike Scollins: See, I only know the
missionary with the lights
Mike Scollins: off style. This is new for me.
(music)
Mike Scollins: This is great. You know
what? I think I'm just
Mike Scollins: going to say it. I think
I'm done with any museum
Mike Scollins: that does not have a bouncy house of boobs.
Mike Scollins: I'm done with half of
the museums in New York City.
Mike Scollins: Alright, and what we have
here of course is
Mike Scollins: the bike that Lance
Armstrong won the
Mike Scollins: Tour de France on.
Mike Scollins: I found a quarter.
Hey you guys, I found a quarter.
(music)
Mike Scollins: What can you tell me
about this section of the museum?
Sarah Forbes: You're looking at
hard core graphic sex
Sarah Forbes: from the 1800s.
Mike Scollins: Wow, I didn't think
that started until the 80s.
Mike Scollins: Oh, you were not kidding.
This is very
Mike Scollins: hard core (laughs).
Sarah Forbes: So this is actually
found from the 1800s as an
Sarah Forbes: advertisement. They were
looking for, you know,
Sarah Forbes: all the virgins in New
York City to work in the
Sarah Forbes: sex industry.
Mike Scollins: Missed me by 6 months.
Mike Scollins: I officially hate every
other museum.
(music)
Sarah Forbes: This is actually an
animal intestine condom.
Sarah Forbes: So this is what you had
to use back in the day,
Sarah Forbes: and then the early rubber
condoms were actually
Sarah Forbes: meant to use over, and over again.
Mike Scollins: And they're still meant
to be used over, and over
Mike Scollins: again, right?
Sarah Forbes: I can show you one of the
museums prized possessions.
Sarah Forbes: We are looking at footage
from Deep Throat,
Sarah Forbes: in an original film
canister.
Mike Scollins: Well if pornography
belongs in a museum,
Mike Scollins: I have a laptop that
is priceless.
(music)
Mike Scollins: Alright, that's going
to do it for the Museum of Sex.
Mike Scollins: We learned a lot, and
on the way out they
Mike Scollins: even thanked me for coming.
Which to be honest
Mike Scollins: I didn't know anyone
saw me do.
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