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Full Credits

Jared: Joshua Sharp
Ivanka: Aaron Jackson
Tiffany: Ryan Haney
Director/ Writer: Langan Kingsley
Editor: Hannah Levy
Executive Producer: Kate Lilly
Producer: Nikil Shyam Sunder
Director of Photography: Michael Rossetti
1st AC/ Swing: Benjamin Rutkowski
Gaffer/ Key Grip: Matt Krueger
Production Designer: Lauren Ivy
HMU: Brenna Haukedahl
Stylist: Alyx cohen
Stylist: Natalie Berwanger
Sound/ Boom Op: Chris Bennett
Truck/Set PA: Drew Taylor
Locations: Robin Edelman

Transcript

->The thing is, I don't even
think I need to tidy up.
And I don't care what
some stinkin' book says.
I mean, Marie Kondo,
more like Marie can go
straight to H-E-L, because
I'm keepin' my stuff.
I have a very strong feeling about this.
And that feeling is timid.
(ominous music)
Oh!
->You need to get rid of a
tie within the next minute.
This one, perfect, it's hideous.
Give it to me, and I'll give to Maria.
->To Marie Kondo?No, to our housekeeper Maria.In a book.
->What does that mean?In a book.
->No, Jared.Oh, speaking of, I
need to burn some things.
Some contracts, some papers,
a few phone conversations.
->Okay, I really don't want
to be implicated in anything,
but you cannot burn phone calls.
->What?Since, since always.Huh, no one told me.You've never been on a job interview.Oh, you're right.No, 'cause you've never
been on an interview
for anything in your entire life.
->I know what it is, I wore
this in a conversation.
->That's it.
->A fancy conversation.Anyway, it's hideous,All right, well,Yeah.There you are.Great.
->There you go.I'm letting go.
->Jared.Let's do a countdown.Okay, great.
->A thousand.No.I'm letting go, I'm letting go.Don't disobey me!I'm letting go.Gimme that.
->I'm letting go.If you put the tie back in that closet,Oh, look, look over there, Maria!What?Well!No crackers for a year.Fiscal or calendar?Both.
(Jared groans)
Let's go.
->Bye, things.

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