- [Narrator] Introducing Introvert,
a one of a kind fragrance for no one but yourself.
For when the party starts and you think,
fuck it, I'm staying home
because crowds are uncomfortable.
Why go to the party when you can stay home
and binge watch true crime docs all by yourself?
You already have three friends anyway.
Your party is on the couch with your dog,
your microwave pizza, and the sweatshirt
you wear every night.
If you don't wear it outside
it's basically clean.
Your apartment is all yours.
Your roommate's out of town 'til Monday.
Like a butterfly that never leaves
the warm embrace of her cocoon.
The only smart butterfly.
Headphones you never have to take off.
Your fortress of solitude.
A park bench for one
A classroom with no participation,
put your hand down
A job you telecommute to
and no one knows your name.
Bask in the pleasure
of your phone's do not disturb mode.
Introvert, the only fragrance that smells
as good as canceling plans feels.