The Shirtless Painter: How To Paint Your Dream Salad with Scott Thompson
This episode The Shirtless Painter is joined by special guest Daniel Stern (Home Alone, The Wonder Years) and the two paint their idea of a fun party. Anyone can paint and anyone can paint anything!
- May 06, 2017
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May 06, 2017
->Hello.And that's when it happened.Hey I'm sorry. Who's saying that stuff?Hey shirtless, how are you?Wow. Sounds pretty interesting.Okay.Okay.Yeah.
->Yeah.I think since I now have friends over,You know I love a party.Okay.We're gonna flash the screen?Well every good party, in my opinion,Oh.diving right in and give it a nice ping pong table.Hm. Alright.Be sort of the centerpiece of the room here.I just,That's absolutely..Are we allowed to do that?Absolutely.Then I don't think I need this.Sometimes the palette knife is all you need.Yeah.Sometimes I eat with my palette knife.Honestly.
->I can see that.I'll cut vegetables with it or steak or..Yeah.Whatever I'm eating.Oh cool.
->Just sort od laid that out.And it's got texture and everything.Yep that's sort of a..You're like a professional.This is all I'm able to do.And how is the, how is it?You know, it's great.Wow.Then I sleep for 10 and then get up andDo it again.I am making a living,Can't quite afford the shirt yet though?It's just one more thing to get paint stains on.Yeah but I dig it.Alright I'll just go ahead andYeah.Sure you can sneak.No I can be surprised,I usually get so engrossed that I..Yeah.So I don't look until the end.At your own thing?In a way, yeah.You're so in it?Thank you.
->It really, yeah.I've heard that before. Thank you.Oh that's cool.And were off to a good start.I think I'm gonna need more paint too.Oh we've got plenty more, yeah.This is a Shirtless Painter brand.Here's the back of the chair.Oh my last name is actually Painter, yeah.Oh I thought PainterIt is coincidentallyDon't ask for that, my friend.Please don't sue me.You gotta hold onto your art baby.I'd rather go to the chair than lose my paintings.Oh that's kinda cool.This is an important lesson for everyone.Exactly.
->Sometimes you need to getYou always wanna use one thatIt's funnier than way.Kinda like farting.Shh. Edit. Guys edit that out please.Yeah you can take that out.It is. Absolutely.Yeah.Sometimes I hear from whole familiesReally?That's why I do this.This is looking like a party now man.So I'm just adding sort of aOh yeah I forgotThank you.The legs of the chair.Can you guess who it is?Ronald McDonald?He's a good friend of Ronald McDonald.The Cookie Monster guy?He's basically that.
->It looks likeHe's like the Cookie Monster.Okay.We don't wanna get sued.
->This is feeling a littleI'm obsessed with being sued.I can see that.I haven't which is sorta why I thinkNo.I do try to play it safe.That's good. Just stay inside.Yeah.You don't wanna, you know,No, exactly.To people out there.So I'm gonna go ahead and add some more..White?Oh yeah.Yeah.Really plops.This one's got very little left in it.That might be a bad..
->No it's..That's made up of tubes,It means you're working your butt off, Shirtless.I really am.You're painting all the time and using a lot of it.That's very true.
->Oh here it comes.Uh oh. Shh.I never knew painting was so funny.Yeah.I knew it was fun.I may have gotten some splash back.That happens.
->It's okay.There we go.So I'm going ahead and adding just sort of my other..What celebs do you have coming?Well we've got the McDonald's Cookie Monster so far.Alex Rodriguez?Close.I know.Can anyone at home guess?
->I'm not gonna say it.Don't say it.You know the black really brings out contrast too.Black is..(laughing) I can see why.I've never really gotten much further than that.Yeah.Yeah and I don't want..
->Just pull up there.So I'm just kinda adding the faceThis is an interesting tool by the way.It's true.It's very versatile.Palette knives.That's right.I think a palette knife is a great gift forWell she needs it.She goes through them like crazy.And she doesn't live with you though.I live here, she stays.Yeah.So this kinda..You gotta spring into action whenYeah exactly.I do the same with the sculpture stuff.Exactly. Or you might lose it.Which one? 23?You guessed it. 23.Okay.Like a bird.They have that sometimes but it's more about dead birds.Oh chickens, yeah.
->Stuff like that.I would love to get..Yeah.Cause they're probably not gonna deal with you direct.Yeah maybe the autobahn societyAnd we have just a..A pleasant whoopsy.Yep that's what I..Oh is that another trademark thing?That's another thing we'reYou know you could put that on a t-shirt and sell them.Exactly. That's a tough thingWalk a line there.We're trying to get the logic to work.Where should this go?Exactly.It's a party.Okay so I've got our celebrity friends here and then,You know it's interesting that you don't have music here.That's a great point.Why is that?Maybe we could pipe some in.I don't think you can fix that in post.I assumed clearance issues were somethingOh I see.But we'll look into that.You might write some original music?Now that's not a bad idea.Then you could actually be promoting, oops.That's a great idea.You now other kind of art forms.We should really look into that.Actually that looks kinda cool too.So I'm just setting up a little DJ booth here.A DJ booth? Now you got a good party going on.It's okay.In her mind.That's quite alright.It could also be a form of psychosisThat's okay.Yeah well that's where parties really happen.Exactly.In that crazy space man.Sometimes you want to party like crazy andBecause you are crazy.Exactly.Exactly.I've seen some of your shows.She makes appearances.That's nice. Is she your muse?She's sorta my muse.Right cause she doesn't live here so it'sThis is kind of a lot, yeah exactly.Cause again we don't live together.And I've been married a long time.Oh really?It's embarrassing actually.Wow.And there's no dementia or anything like that.Sometimes it slips your mind.Get so used to, yeah.I think that sounds good andYeah.God forbid.You really are obsessed with the suing thing.I just can't get it out of my mind.I know you really can't.I just feel like I've had it too easy for too long.This blue is throwing my vibe off.Alright so my wife as I said,Crazy land.Maybe she just got it done for..St. Patrick's Day.
->St. Patrick's Day.Ronald McDonald.Cookie Monster.Cookie Monster.Oh man.And of course my wife.Didn't Michael Jordan used to do McDonald commercials?You know I think that sounds right.This is such a blatant plug.You're right.Some sort of basketball sandwich.Are you getting some kinda kick back on this?I'm not.Okay. Am I?Not that I know of but if you are hey, more power to you.I have not heard about it.So we've got my wife on the one's and two's.They do. They mean things.They do mean things.Yeah.So keep that in mind.'Cause you're saying something completely differentI just hope that this doesn't set me up for a lawsuit.It's okay.
->You're allowed to say that.You're fine. Really.You're allowed to make mistakes, right?McDonald's might be a good snack.You know, you might be right.Fries.Go ahead and add a bunch of fries andThere you go.Instead of doing,You're probably gettingYeah I mean maybe one of my guests hasSorry. Can I just interrupt for a sec?Oh please yeah.I'm just at a crucial moment here.That's very important. No.So it's down all towards the subject.Absolutely.I think one of your crew snuck in here and took the black,Guys you're off the hook this time.I've heard about..But watch it.
->Stuff that's gone out.Just to sort of drive home that this is a fun partyThere we go.Just add that and that.(laughing) Oh.Just to kinda let people know that..And your wife is DJing this party?My wife's DJing.Oh she is ratcheting it up to 11.Yeah things are getting a little out of control.And everybody's high on french fries.Exactly. Everyone's eating way too many fries.Whoops. Sorry.It's okay.No it's not.You get angry with the painting, that's okay.I think there's anger in this painting.I think if you're painting makes youYou're right.Wine and roses.Wow. Well then there'd be a lawsuitI hate to think of..Suing your wife?Yeah especially posthumously.But you have to,In that case yeah.
->Than what the hell?I'd have to.I'll be there buddy.Danny will take you to court.No that's no good.Yeah no murder.
->We do not kill other people.Yeah that's pretty much the one rule on the show.Yeah.My two rules are there are no mistakes,Yeah really.Please.That's old school.Yeah.This is the 21st century.Yeah it's still, some things still hold up.I think I'm pulling the train into the station.Alright great.Fantastic.Danny I want to thank you so much for coming hereIt's a pleasure.It was really nice.
->Thanks for teaching me.Running into you.
->Yeah.I hope you come see the play.Oh yeah I'd love to.
->Yeah.It sounds really
->It's gonna be great.Up my alley.Yeah great.Alright great.Good night. Sweet dreams.Hey down the hatch.Yeah.Cheers.
->Cheers.That sounds great.Yeah.We'll see you next time.Bye.Oh just anywhere. Yeah.