When A Superhero Is Unemployed (with Lamorne Morris)
Every superhero has a nemesis, but Quincy's (Lamorne Morris) greatest rival is not just after world domination, he's after his girl.
- April 17, 2018
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Quincy: Lamorne Morris
Molly: Erin Lim
Baron Neutron: Carl Tart
DIRECTOR: Jarrett Conaway
WRITER: Ishmel Sahid
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
TALENT PRODUCER: Luke Esselen
PRODUCER: Sean Boyle
COORDINATOR: Kevin Kinskey
1st AD: Allen Scudder
DP: William Christensen
B-Cam Op: Scott Summers
AC: Joe Manwi-Han
GAFFER: Matt Hoodhood
KEY GRIP: Mike McKinnon
GRIP: James Sowka
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Sam Slosburg
WARDROBE: John Thompson
MAKEUP: Brenna Haukedahl
SOUND MIXER: Roger Kean
POST PRODUCER: Alex Parks
EDITOR: Salamo Manetti-Lax
VFX: Bryan Wieder
April 17, 2018
- Look at this good ass food.
- I'm home.
- Hey baby.
- What's all this?
- I know we never get to spend time with each other,
because I'm usually off fighting crime
and saving lives,
So, I made us a dinner.
- This looks so
So savoring, babe, thank you.
Can we rain check though?
I've got this work dinner tonight with Casey.
I ignored like 30 distress calls to make this.
People could have died,
because I put us first.
And that's death, baby.
Ain't no coming back from that.
Unless you get buried in a pet cemetery,
then you'll come back as a cat zombie.
Damn, we shouldn't have watched that movie last night.
Can you just, I don't know,
hang out with her tomorrow?
- She is a he,
We have to come up with this Facebook Live idea
for a client.
he had this idea that we should have people
swimming in a kiddie pool
full of shaving cream.
- Shaving cream he says.
- I know.
- I know,
- Genius that guy.
He sounds like the funniest.
He really does.
Give me a second, I gotta take this.
Can I speak to Double Dare's Marc Summers please.
Mark, what's happening buddy?
Yeah, so get this.
My girlfriend's dumb ass co-worker
decided to steal your physical challenge ideas
from like 20 years ago.
Yeah, slime is probably next.
What a son of a bitch.
Yeah, I'll hold.
I'm on hold.
- Yeah, you're also off key.
- Yeah, I'm also not really on the phone.
Ha ha, jokes on you, fooled you.
Can't you just Skype with him?
Use my command center,
it's right of there.
- By command center do you mean those
old computers and tangled cables?
I'm a super hero,
not super rich.
- Babe, you have nothing to worry about.
He's like a...
like a work husband.
- That's supposed to make me feel any better?
- I read Cosmo like every day, you know that.
And I know in there it says
that there are 12 signs that work husband
can become work bae.
- Must be work bae.
Sign number one,
- I'll show you punctuality.
- Hello Quinceañera.
Or should I say Captain Q?
- You two know each other?
- In more ways than one.
Molly dear, could I trouble you for a glass of water?
And you know how I like it.
- [Both] Alkaline, 9.5PH.
- Every day with you.
- I know, I know, I'm the same.
- Molly, my dear,
may I see you in the command center?
- Baby, your Casey
is none other
than my arch nemesis.
- I think I'd know if my co-worker was a villain.
Plus, he doesn't even look like one.
- Are you kidding me?
Dude looks like if Suge Knight
and a Bond villain had a baby.
- You're overreacting.
- I'm overreacting?
This dude literally tries to kill me
- Now you're being ridiculous.
- Okay, explain this then.
- Oh, hello America.
I am ever so sorry to interrupt tonight's programming.
I just wanted to let you all know
that I'm going to kill Captain Q.
- That's like one of those prank videos.
- Actually, that was a real threat.
You see, I was at Trader Joe's,
and I went back for a second sample.
And the lady serving them body shamed me,
made a very uncommon remark about my weight.
So I had to lash out.
- You understand baby,
he's using you to get to me.
we should probably get going.
You see, I'm double-parked outside
and my teleportation circle is closing.
- You hear that babe?
It's a hybrid.
- Quince, my boy,
are those real Mexican Talavera tiles?
You've always been the accessory-nista.
- It's a command center.
- [Quince's Inside Voice] Oh, I know what you're up to.
And I swear to God, Oprah, and Beyonce,
if you hurt her,
I give you these hands like it's a standing ovation Jack.
- [Baron's Inside Voice] Ooh, those sound
like fighting words to me.
I'd advise that you get out of my face.
Because, like the Mary J Blige song,
no more drama.
You don't want none.
you should pick that up.
- [Quince's Inside Voice] What?
- [Baron's Inside Voice] That L you just dropped.
- I'll kill you motherfucker.
- Quincey, he's not a villain,
and this is not a Love & Hip Hop reunion.
Get off of him.
You have nothing to worry about.
I'll be back, okay?
- Shall we?