- Hi Mom!
I'm in Madeline, Wasabi.
Home of the Wasabi Bastards.
Let's go get a sausage, and have a good time.
Are you joking my ass?
Yum yum yum, let's go to KungFuTea,
get some KungFuTea cake.
I asked this beautiful Biscansin babe
for a yummy kiss,
and she kicked me right in my Teddy Wedgers.
The critically acclaimed film by Jordan Peele,
Get Out of My Ass, there it is,
the Steak House.
They say it's 100 feet big,
and the inside is a Soup Plantation.
Holy snopes, holy snopes, holy snopes, the Matterhorn.
Let's go for a ride!
Hey nasty boy, if you don't like Madison Biscanson,
Ew ew ew nasty hiccupotamus, get your piss out of my ass.
Whoa baby boy, dumps like a truck.
Mastodon just seems like a happy place,
where everyone's just kind--
where everyone's just kind of in a good mood.
Toly crobus, the people of Madeline
sure love their Biscansin Bastards.
Juniper creebus, there it is.
They say it's a hundred feet cold,
and its favorite N'Snick is Chris Kirkpractice.
I think I might head to the university and see-
Might head to the university and see what's poppin'.
Beautiful campoose, everything's so nice.
That's so nice.
So nice, good man.
Woo-hoo-hoo, look at this friendly lookin' danosaur.
Help, we gotta get this bastard out of prison.
Must have been a naughty nasty bitch.
Toly crobus, they got a whole plaza
named after my haters' moms.
I wouldn't touch these bastards though.
They might give you HYV.
Are you joking my ass, I am the teacher on the campoose.
I have an important lesson.
Go, go go go.
Ass full of batteries, what a day I've had here
in Mastodon, Wisconsin.
I never did smooch any hot vulnerable freshmen,
but I still had a pretty good time.
It even was the best day of my whole life.