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Full Credits

Jared: Joshua Sharp
Ivanka: Aaron Jackson
Director/ Writer: Langan Kingsley
Editor: Hannah Levy
Executive Producer: Kate Lilly
Producer: Nikil Shyam Sunder
Director of Photography: Michael Rossetti
1st AC/ Swing: Benjamin Rutkowski
Gaffer/ Key Grip: Matt Krueger
Production Designer: Lauren Ivy
HMU: Brenna Haukedahl
Stylist: Alyx cohen
Stylist: Natalie Berwanger
Sound/ Boom Op: Chris Bennett
Truck/Set PA: Drew Taylor
Locations: Robin Edelman

Transcript

->Oh, that was a tough one.Yeah, I finished 15 minutes ago.Yeah, I tell you what, you
can really move out there.
I was like yelling your name,
"Ivanka!"
"my baby."
At a certain point it
was like you were trying
to get away from me.
That's how fast you were going.
Ivanka>Yeah.You're very fast.Okay, Jared, that's great.Okay, yeah.And what did we say about jealousy?Oh, it's um, a useless emotion.Sorry, I actually think
jealousy is a helpful emotion.
What did we say about people
who are jealous of us?
->Oh, they are poor and dumb.Poor and dumb, exactly.Germans.Okay, great.Okay, oh right.ElseOr else.Else
->Else, or else.It's a phrase, a common one.Yeah, else.But I wanna get going
before the kids wake up
because like, ugh, and Maria can just
take care of their breakfast.
By the way, where is Maria?
Is she like asleep?
It's like five in the morning.
Wake up.
->Yeah, she's probably
exhausted from raising our kids.
->What?I mean, from the minimal
assistance she provides you,
a hard-working mother.
->She's barely present.Yeah.Sometimes I don't even knowWe need to go.
->Okay.Show me a big stretch.Yep, here we go.You have to come.Okay, here I go.Jared, we were almost walking,
we were going so slowly.
->Ow, ya know.Are you trying to do a joke?And I took a couple
shortcuts actually, ow.
(groans)
There we go, there we go.
->Okay.Okay, then I'm just gonna have toHurry.I'm coming.Hurry.Your ring's on your finger.Oh my god, it's on my finger.

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