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David Guzman: Donald Trump is running on a
platform of "Make America Great Again".
David Guzman: Funny or Die is hitting
the streets to find out,
David Guzman: besides getting rid of minorities,
David Guzman: how would you make America great again?
David Guzman: [Male]: How would I make
America white again--
David Guzman: Oh, I mean, great again. [laughs]
David Guzman: Same difference though right?
David Guzman: Putting Donald Trump
in charge of all the hats
David Guzman: would be a good place to start.
David Guzman: Give it a fresh coat of paint
from sea to shining sea.
David Guzman: [Male #2]: Well, we really need
to fix our crumbling infrastructure.
David Guzman: Oh, you know, without all
of those minorities streaming in
David Guzman: on our bridges that'll
be a lot easier.
David Guzman: I would um, divide up
all the remaining people
David Guzman: who are all white of course,
Italian and Irish at the bottom.
David Guzman: Yeah, I mean we need some
prejudice. It is America. [laughs]
David Guzman: They should get a trampoline.
David Guzman: Oh, that's easy. I'd get rid of woman...
David Guzman: Unless woman are already a minority.
David Guzman: I don't know if they're...
David Guzman: You know, I just want women gone.
David Guzman: I've always had a problem
with the first amendment.
David Guzman: If you're thinking wrong, or
talking wrong, I'd love to see you dead,
David Guzman: and that's just my opinion.
David Guzman: I think America was best
back when smoking
David Guzman: was still considered very cool,
and no one knew what could caused you cancer.
David Guzman: Wait! What's up?
You motherfucker!
David Guzman: And there you have it.
Real Americans ready to take
David Guzman: their country back.
David Guzman: I'm David Guzman, and
I would make America great
David Guzman: again by getting us all kicked out,
David Guzman: together.

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