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- December 31, 2017
December 31, 2017
- Oh, before I forget, make sure you unfollow Brian Dennehy.
- Roger that.
I mean, I don't follow Brian Dennehy,
but why are we boycotting Brian Dennehy?
- Oh, you know.
I ran into him at the gym the other day.
- You know how I'm a big fan of cocoon?
- I didn't know that.
Was he in that?
He was Walter the alien leader.
- Oh, okay.
- So I walk up to him and I go,
hey Brian, every 10 or 11,000 years
I make a horrible mistake.
It's from the movie.
- Oh is it?
And so you said that?
What did he say?
- Ah, nothing.
He just got mad and sort of walked away.
I went, hey Brian, I love your work.
But he didn't care.
He just got outta there.
I guess he just doesn't care about his fans, you know?
- These people, you know?
They're all so affected.
You know, guys like him?
They're constantly surrounded.
They got an entourage, you know?
Yes men, just telling them how great they are,
how much better they are than everybody else.
You know, after a time, they start to believe it.
- All I know is if you run into Brian Dennehy
in the locker room at the gym,
don't bother him because he does not wanna hear it.
What, did you say the locker room?
- Let me ask you this.
What were you wearing?
- I thought so.
You were completely naked, weren't you?
- Yeah, I was in the locker room.
- Okay, so you see Brian Dennehy,
and he's clothed at this point I assume?
- Uh, yeah.
He'd already showered, changed,
he was dressed, fully dressed.
- Okay, so you're naked, you see a
fully dressed Brian Dennehy and you think,
I'd like to say hi to that guy.
I'm gonna go over there.
He is not.
Should I put on a towel or something?
No, I'm gonna walk over there,
all wet and naked with my big old
dick and balls floppin' around and
I'm gonna carry on like it's a normal conversation.
It's not normal.
Okay? You can't do that.
You're not a 21 year old private in the 1940s, all right?
- It's the locker room.
Everybody does it.
- No. Nobody does it.
Nobody does it, and you must know that,
when you're there.
When was the last time you saw a
naked man in there, apart from you in the mirror?
- Well, I mean everybody's naked
for a minute when you walk through.
You gotta take your towel off.
- That's in the shower.
That's in the shower.
People have to be naked for a minute.
- You're naked in there for half an hour.
You brush your teeth naked.
- You start clipping your toe nails naked.
You put your foot up on the bench, you can see every.
I've been there.
That's why I stopped going to the gym with you.
It's too much.
I don't need to see your balls anymore.
- It seems like you've had this
building up inside you for a while.
- Well it's something I have been
meaning to talk to you about for a while.
Your decorum needs work.
Your gym decorum.
You gotta stop with the nudity.
It's not right.
- Wait, so now you're on Brian Dennehy's side?
I'm with Brian on this.
You know, every 10 or 11 minutes
you make a horrible mistake.
I'm gonna follow Brian Dennehy now.
I'm gonna find him and follow him,
'cause we have something in common.
We don't need to see your balls.
- [Narrator] Car 27, no activity.