It’s never too late to start over in life, unless you're Marty.

Full Credits

Writer/Director - Mitch Cohen
Writer/Producer - Brian Lerner
Editors - Brian Lerner, Whitfield Scheidegger
DP - Dan Schmeltzer
1st AD - Gabi Ilioiu
1st AC - Karson Holbrook
Gaffer - Nathan Meade
Key Grip - Ursula Loscalzo
Production Designer - Adri Siriwatt
Sound Mixer - Robben Fenderson
Executive Producer - Darren Miller
CAST
Marty - David Lautner
Doctor - Kosha Patel
Crazy Girl - Erin Darling
Receptionist- Hilary Barraford
Maintenance Person - Umberto Celisano
Phone Guy - Matt Wyatt
Petition Extra #1 - Josh Burnell
Petition Extra #2 - Candi Bartlett
Petition Guy - Gregg Martin
Nurse - Nikki McKenzie
Orderly - James Lewis
Car Crash Woman - Taquita Love

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August 11, 2017
Published

Transcript

- I have your results.
- It's bad isn't it?
- You only have five more minutes left to live.
- What? Five months to live? That can't be right.
- It's not.
I said minutes.
- What?
Five minutes?
How is that even possible?
- There's literally not enough time to explain it to you.
- I always thought I'd have more time.
To make a difference.
To be remembered you know?
- Okay.
- I've squandered my entire existence.
What should I do?
- Live.
Just do it in the next four minutes and 27 seconds.
(dramatic music)
- Nope, I'm busy at line two.
- Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
- Would you like to make a follow up appointment?
- Marty Green is gonna matter
in this world before he's gone.
Gotta make every second count. Yeah, okay.
Come on! Down, down, down, down, down!
And nothing's gonna stop him!
Okay.
- Sorry bro,
gotta stop ya.
- What? No, no, no, no, no!
Damn it! Go!
- Okay, shut 'er down Pete.
- Okay. (breathes heavily)
(dramatic music)
(sensual music)
(chimes)
- Look, I know this sounds crazy but,
when I saw you just now, I...
I felt something. And I like--
- Say no more.
I've seen the future.
You're the one.
- Really? (laughs)
Sweet!
- Perseus get her back to the psych ward!
- He's the one, he's from the future!
He'll save us from the cyborgs!
(rapid drumming)
- Yeah, I'm looking forward to that too.
It's gonna be great, alright.
I love you mom.
I'll talk to you soon.
Okay. Okay, yeah. Okay.
- Sorry.
- Guys got my phone!
Did anyone see that!
- Hi, mom? It's me.
So, yada, yada, yada, I'm about to die.
I just wanted to tell you that I know
you never had it easy, and made sacrifices.
And I know you did the best you could
to make me feel special.
And..
I love you.
It's your son!
No! Ma!
It's your other son!
Marty!
(frustrated exclamation)
- Sign a petition, make a difference.
- Thanks for your service.
I'll be dead in about 45 seconds, can you believe it?
Good luck.
- Thank you sir.
- Yeah.
- And Hitler thanks you too.
- What? Hitler?
(dramatic music)
- (gasps) One thing Marty. Come on.
Be remembered for one damn thing.
(dramatic music rises)
- (speaks in slow motion)
- That man is a hero!
(cameras clicking)
- Marty..
matters!
(dramatic music)
- No, that's bad.
That's tough.
Doesn't sound pretty.
Oof, I feel ya.
And, I will leave you with that information.
That's gotta be rough.
Huh?
Well.
Yeah.
Mmm.
- [Male] Cut!
- That's a cut.
- That was great.

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