Some of them look alright.

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May 03, 2016

Colin Ferrell

Colin Ferrell's tux was sculpted from vomit he punched out of a duck with his one giant hand.


If you stare into Nas's amulet long enough you see your own death, and its presence slowly drove all the other celebrities insane.

Kelly Ripa

This was just in poor taste.

The Jonas Brother Who Survives

The Jonas Brother Who Survives wore a blue jacket and a brooch that holds his family.

Idris Elba

Idris Elba was completely naked except for that flower. The tuxedo is photoshopped for the sake of the children.

Kelly Ripa

She kept changing. This time into Tom Hiddleston's skin. Everyone was so upset but no one could stop it.

Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd wore a beard and said "I'm Paul Rudd!" over and over and over until someone finally agreed to take his picture.

Aziz Ansari

Aziz brought his favorite moth. The woman behind him tried to kill the moth but he saved it and this is a picture of them hugging.

Alexander Skarsgard

Alexander Skarsgard impressed everyone by pulling cans down off all the tallest shelves while the ladies oo'ed and ahh'ed and the men muttered vows of vengeance.

Keith Urban

Keith Urban wore Admiration and Gratitude.

Zayn Malik

Zayn left One Direction and his arms went in another, so he replaced them with robot arms. Unfortunately technology is not yet advanced enough for his robot arms to tie him a tie.

Robert Pattinson

I just can't get over this jacket. It's a jacket, but also white? What'll they think of next! Bread? Will they think of bread? Please. I'm so hungry.

Katy Perry's Date

He wins. That belt wins.