Poop is bad, pee is good. Easy.
Things I make for my mom to put on Facebook.
Robert De Niro Definitely Doesn't Like Me
I'm A Millennial That Quit Social Media For A Day
You've Been Underutilizing Condoms Your Whole Life
Finally! New York's Most Famous Palm Tree Is As Tall As The Empire State Building
150 Years in the Making
I've Been Dressed Like A Blue Avatar Man Since October 2009
Everything You Need To Know About Manitoba's Snake Dens From A Horny Environmental Scientist
Ten Best Cities To Visit For People That Want To Get Attacked By Dogs
7 Other Fake Things At Donald Trump’s Golf Club
Our Other Missile Defense Systems That Don't Work As Well As THAAD
I Fucking Dare You To Try To Remember The Names Of These SpongeBob Characters
8 Twitter Bots Totally Worth A Follow
6 Actors That Could Play 'The Joker' In New Origin Movie But Why It Should Just Be A CGI Heath Ledger
Alex Jones Attempts High Dive To End Globalism
Trump's Childhood Home Is Now On Airbnb And Here Is The Listing
Alternate Titles For Hillary's New Book "What Happened"
We're Kid Spies And We Hate The Movie "Spy Kids"
I'm A Man Who Can't Find The Exit Of This Movie Theater And This Is How I Would Change 'Wonder Woman'
BUSTED: I Knew My Wife Was Cheating On Me With A Bird
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