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San Juan Els

Sam Juan Els, the masta of seduction, the serial offender, takes you on a musical journey from his mother's uterus... to yours.

Sam Juan Els learned from a very early age that he was irresistible to women. Being the son of a lesbian and an asshole made him half lesbian, half asshole himself - which is the only combination more appealing to ladies than shoes made out of chocolate.