What's funny? I am. My kids. My father is a riot because he has no sense of humor. Bananas. Canada. Canadians. Americans. The French. Russians are never funny. The color pink. The lyrics to " Honey". The lyrics to " We Are The World". Judd Apatow is a God. And the funniest thing in the world is the red lipstick my youngest used to kiss my living room walls.