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January 04, 2018
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They screamed a name that had some of the same letters as yours

Not sure if the sex you just had was any good? Is your partner staring into your eyes equally confused by how it all went?

Well, if any of the following happened to you, guess what? The sex was great!

  • They screamed a name that had some of the same letters as yours
  • Their Facebook live followers were very encouraging
  • The IKEA floor manager didn’t rudely interrupt you this time
  • The TV went into energy saving mode
  • Your Amazon Echo was unintentionally prompted to play a good mix of classic Yes songs
  • The Uber driver gave you a 5-star rating
  • They endorsed you on LinkedIn right after
  • Neither of you ordered an Edible Arrangement but one showed up
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