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March 15, 2011

Incredibly, Charlie Sheen is selling out theaters across the country for his forthcoming "Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show."

Sheen has now scheduled seven stage appearances from Chicago to Boston, and, apparently, he's having no trouble getting people to shell out between $35 and $70 per ticket.

There's no doubt that Sheen's antics have been amusing to watch on Twitter and on UStream, but can they possibly translate to a live venue?

Moreover, what would possess anyone to actually go see Sheen's rambling show? Here are 5 theories.

1. The hope that actual #tigerblood may be spilled.

2. Audience looking to score some crack (aka "Charlie Sheen").

3. Crazy rants are always better live.

4. Life has no meaning now that "Two and a Half Men" has dropped the Warlock.

5. It's better than watching depressing footage of the Japan disaster.