Full Credits

Stats & Data

290Funny
15Die
20,516
Views
September 12, 2017
Published
Description

On September 11, never forget...that Ted Cruz was watching porn on Twitter.

Ted Cruz was caught liking porn on his Twitter account on 9/11.

Credit to him - on the anniversary of the day the towers fell, he’s out there erecting a new one.


1) Just like apple pie

2) Can’t unsee it

3) Not even Fake News is this cruel

4) Know your base

5) Missed opportunities

6) Maybe Senator Cruz is the real victim here

7) Don’t worry he left you this present

8) Stop saying “Ted Cruz’s staff”

9) Digging down to the real issue

10) The words “lizard person” should be involved

11) Run on the issues that you know

12) It’s the horniest day of the year

13) A “first-hand” account from his college roommate

14) “My own life is what turns me on”

15) “I didn’t even know I had Twitter”

16) He looks like a taller man melted in the sun

17) The power of positivity

Advertisement