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Published: March 09, 2017
Description: Her collection of human tooth necklaces is astounding.

Makes human tooth necklaces for sharks to wear

Grinds them up and snorts them

Paints them and stages them in elaborate poses depicting famous moments in history

Brushes them

Plants them in the ground to grow a mouth

Throws them at weddings instead of rice

Puts them under her pillow for a smaller, even weirder tooth fairy

Gives them all backstories

Flies up every pregnant woman’s vagina and puts those teeth back to work in fresh new babies