These tweets may leave a sour taste in your mouth.
when life gives u lemons, its not even aware of how cliched that is. damit life. have some self awareness for once. stop with the lemons— jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 29, 2016
When life gives you lemons, and sugar, and water, and a large pitcher, and some glasses, and an accurate measuring device, and a recipe, and— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) February 20, 2016
when life gives you lemons but you can't afford water or sugar so you internalize the lemons until the lemons become a part of your identity pic.twitter.com/lYJgB3qn7T— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) March 29, 2017
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When Death hands you lemons, skies fall, branches arc across your bones, and it feels like home.— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) September 20, 2016
When life hands you lemons be thankful God didn't slip and hit the demons button— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 17, 2016
When life hands you lemons get a new number and don't give it to life.— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 31, 2015
When life gives you lemons, do like my uncle Saul. He sleeps in our garage and doesn't even have his own phone. The Iraq war was his lemons.— Olly iConic (@Chumpstring) May 6, 2016
"if life gives you lemons..."— Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) April 23, 2017
"when. WHEN life gives me lemons"
"no one's cutting me out of this sweet lemon action"
when life gives u lemons they are mine. give them to me . they are not urs u don't deserve them . surrender my delicious lemons to me now— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) May 22, 2016
When life hands you lemons, immediately hand them to a baby. They can't do shit about it.— beth is very tired (@bourgeoisalien) May 24, 2016
When life hands you lemons, you have been chosen. It is time. There is no turning back now. You are the Lemon Keeper.— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) April 2, 2017
[life hands me lemons]— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 2, 2016
Me - "holy crap u have hands??"
Life - "got a big dick too"
Me - "what"
Life - "what"
Life's given me some grey hair, I'd have preferred lemons.— Paul (@bingowings14) April 10, 2016
when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent— power user (@hippieswordfish) May 2, 2016
honey, if you're gonna snore pls do it into my pussy so I can at least cum from the vibrations. if life hands you lemons, make some sprite— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 13, 2016
when life hands you lemons, recognize your privilege some people get nothing— maura quint (@behindyourback) October 17, 2016
When life gives you lemons do a google image search for baby alpaca pic.twitter.com/9Q5I6LR1eM— Paige (@PeachCoffin) January 13, 2015
When life gives you lemons, sell 'em. That's unlimited free money. Soon you will be the Lemon King— donni saphire (@donni) June 22, 2016
I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff.— Jamie A Lee (@TheJamieLee) July 7, 2015