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This is a guide to show your parents so they will stop embarrassing you.

This is a handy guide to show your parents so they stop embarrassing themselves and you.

“Turnt” is slang. It means excitement expressed for the situation or event at hand.

So you might say “This party is about to be turnt!” You might also say “She did some weird shit! She got so turnt!” You could also say “I’m gonna get so turnt tonight!” as in drunk.

YOU WOULD NOT SAY “We turnt that party!” because “turnt” is not meant to be used as a verb.

YOU WOULD NOT SAY “I got so turnt on the alcohol in that turnt”, because “turnt” is not also a synonym for glass.

Are you paying attention? You should be. Because it embarrasses your kids when you use “turnt” in these ways.

HERE ARE OTHER WAYS IN WHICH YOU SHOULD NEVER USE THE WORD TURNT. NEVER, EVER SAY:

That oatmeal was turnt because I put so much brown sugar on top!

OR

Let’s get this study session turnt with some books!

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I’m feeling kinda turnt this morning. I might call in sick.

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Go turnt around the car so we can onload these boxes.

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Our baby got turnt at that party last night! (This is technically correct but babies should not be drinking or attending parties)

OR

Did you see the game last night? Aaron Judge turnt another home run!

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That ferris wheel turnt us upside down.

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I am getting sleepy from all this turnting.

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Another turnt bites the dust

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Why was Arnold Schwarzenegger evil in the first Terminator but then turnt evil in the second?

If you’ve finished this article and still do not understand what “turnt” means, do your kids a favor and avoid using the term altogether. Also stop texting.

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