Every night you get in bed, lay your head on the pillow, pull the covers over yourself, and drift off to dreamland… BUT MAYBE YOU DON’T.
Maybe THAT was all a dream. So, how the hell are you supposed to tell that this is your boring life and not a dream? Watch out for any of these things.
Your teeth only fall out maximum one per day
Back pain at age 28
You’re broke as fuck
Every time you die you stay dead
Spider-Man is still white
Guac is extra
MTV cameras follow your every move
It’s still spelled “Berenstain Bears”
Scooby and the gang weren’t backing you up when you started cursing out your boss
Employers still demand 2-3 years prior experience for an entry level job
You’ll need a totem