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Today sucks, but watching this man's impassioned plea to make his local city council legalize massage parlor happy endings might actually make everything ok.

Today, like the day that came before it and the day that will almost certainly come after it, sucks majorly. It’s a fact that unites all of us. But watching this man’s impassioned plea to his local city council to legislate in favor of legalized massage parlors (as caught by @25_male_nyc) will hopefully make this day suck a little bit less.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them just want to get jacked off by a consenting stranger for a reasonable price. This is a lesson that it’s not just what you say, but how you say it. His shaky tone before cursing. His miming what it must be like to finger a sweaty fat man for a living. There’s just a lot going on here. And while you might not agree with all of his points (like the one that you basically hate America if you don’t vote to legalize a greasy massage table handy) you can’t deny that watching this video made today (a day that sucks) suck less.

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