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April 08, 2015
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Justin Bieber reached out the guys from One Direction by email and it was leaked to the public reinforcing that once again, no celebrity is safe from the anonymous beast that is the internet.


To: OneD@hotmail.com
From: JBiebs21@gmail.com
Subject: Question 4 ma Homeyssss

Deer, Harry Louis, Niall, Liam,

What up playas?? How's it hanging? Everything's going good for me. Guess what? - I got roasted a couple weeks back for my 21st birthday! You probably herd. It aired last week. Shit was off the chain! Took my P-Jet over to Vegas after. Tore shit up over at the Wynn. Wish you guys could've made it out, but I know your busy -- Witch is actually what I was writing you about. So I know Zayn sort of dropped da bomb on you guys the other day about quitting the band and I wanted to say I am truly sorry to here that

BUT ALSO....

Would love to throw an idea in your heads ... WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT ME JOINING THE BAND???? Now I know you guys are probably thinking "but Justin, your a mega international superstar all by yerself, why would you want to join a band when your already pulling off everything we are and more as a solo artist?" -- I totally get it guys, I am a huge mega international super star, but here's the deal, I like what you guys do, and I think with me in the band, we could really take our art in a NEW direction.

WHOAAAA!!

Come to think of it, if I were to join the band we should change our name to NEW Direction! Haha lol I'm kidding dudes! Unless you guys think it's a good idea then I would totally be down. You no, just to let everyone no there is a new dude in the band: ME, Justin Bieber. Look at me, already talking as if you guys have read this and accepted me with open arms as the new fifth member of your band. Thinking positive I guess! Anyway, I'm out, let a brotha no!

One love,

The Biebs


P.S. Harry, if you're down to clown on this but the others aren't, maybe me and you can start our own thing under the name I came up with earlier (NEW Direction). Then we wouldn't have to deal with everyone getting cray jelly about our insane chemistry as the bad boy/cute boys of the band. Just a thought. You can answer me in a separate email if that would be better. Peeaaacce.

To: OneD@hotmail.com
From: JBiebs21@gmail.com
Subject: Question 4 ma Homeyssss

Hey guys,

It's your boy Biebs again. I know it's only been a few days since I last wrote you guys, but I know how easy email is to check so I just wanted to make sure you guys saw it. Still would love to be a part of the band! Hit me back! Would love to talk about taking things in a NEW Direction as a collective bro-trust of guys doing the harmonies for the chickies ;)

Love,
Biebs

To: OneD@hotmail.com
From: JBiebs21@gmail.com
Subject: Question 4 ma Homeyssss

Guys, Really wondering wuts going on hear. It's been a few days since I last wrote you. Would really love a response back. Do I have the wrong email maybe???? Hah, realizing now if it was the wrong email you would never no, cuz it would be the WRONG EMAIL! HAHAHAH. Anyway guys, I really would love to sit down and chat. To get reel fer a sec, I don't think the roast helped my image at all. To be honest, I don't think anyone gives a shit about me anymore. *Even the #Beliebers are starting to turn*

Biebs

To: OneD@hotmail.com
From: JBiebs21@gmail.com
Subject: Question 4 ma Homeyssss

YOOOOOOOO,
Really confused now. It's been a long ass time. Did I say something wrong? Was it because I talked about changing the name???? Cuz that was totally a joke. Unless of course you guys like it, then I'm totally down like I said in my first email.

J.B.

To: OneD@hotmail.com
From: JBiebs21@gmail.com
Subject: Question 4 ma Homeyssss

Omg was this because of the P.S. thing I sent to Harry? Yeah, I bet so. Dudes, so sorry, let me clarify. I just got a new pet monkey, my 2nd, his name is Garbage, and he hasn't learned to type yet, so he must've gotten on and written that shiz. That's so crazy. Good thing I cot it when I did. Question, do you guys have pet monkeys? If so, we could all meet up for a little pet monkey play-date and talk about the biz regarding New Direction! Anyway hit a guy up. We'll get after this thing fo reel!

One love,

Biebs!

To: OneD@hotmail.com
From: JBiebs21@gmail.com
Subject: Question 4 ma Homeyssss

Ok seriously fuck you guys! This shit is not trill at all! It's so untrill that I don't even know if that's a cool word to use anymore! Seriously! I co-wrote the chart topping 2010 song BABY! Does that mean nothing to guys??? I don't even want to be in your band anymore! I'm better off as a lone wolf anyway! So go fuck yourselves!

Bieber

P.S. yo, Harry, this isn't my pet monkey Garbage this time. It's actually me writing this P.S. and I just want to say I'm not mad at you, just the other bozos in the band. Anyway would still love to start something up with you. Hit me up. I got ideasssss! Peace playa.

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