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July 11, 2017
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Being in a relationship does have its advantages like being able to touch a butt almost whenever you want.

Settling into a relationship doesn’t sound as much fun as being a fun loving single person constantly out on the town randomly hooking up with one attractive and sexually exciting partner after another, but it does have its advantages…


An extra alarm to get up in the morning

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You don’t have to learn a new name

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Casual nudity

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You can touch a butt almost whenever you want

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Being allowed to fart directly onto someone else’s skin if desired

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Their family is an excuse not to visit your family

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If you die, someone will notice before the dog eats you

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New parents to disappoint

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4-hand piano concerts

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An emergency contact who isn’t your mom

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The in-person equivalent of WebMD

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It makes you love going to work

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Excuse for tandem bike purchase

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You’re guaranteed at least one like on Instagram

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