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January 05, 2018
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Pee on your way to the bathroom

The New Year just happened and you’re probably accomplishing a ton of goals already, so why not add “being more productive” to your list by doing literally any of these things.

  • Make a list of goals and start with the one that makes you the most horny
  • Pee on your way to the bathroom
  • Only brush your favorite tooth
  • Set your clock back 1 hour each day for extra time
  • Fill your shower head with coffee
  • Stare at your phone even .01% less
  • Break down one fucking daunting task into several smaller fucking daunting tasks
  • Waste your time listening to podcasts while watching TV
  • Post your credit card number online and let other people do your shopping
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