The first rule of these tweets is: read them. The second rule of these tweets is: read them now.
Welcome to time machine club. Everyone say goodbye to Gary. He gets hit by a car tomorrow.— eric (@ericsshadow) April 15, 2015
Welcome to fight club. Where anarchy thrives! Ok but first things first: we really care about following the rules— brian essbe (@SortaBad) October 26, 2016
Hi, welcome to Masters of Disguise club, I'm excited to see so many new faces.— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) June 7, 2017
Welcome to Reverse Psychology Club. You probably shouldn't touch my penis.— Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) August 20, 2014
Welcome to Contradiction Club. You're not welcome here.— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) April 11, 2017
Man: Welcome to Mystery Club— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) July 1, 2016
Guy: What's it for?
M: No one's sure of that
[suddenly Guy's head gets clubbed]
M: Or when that'll happen
"Welcome to Isolation Club.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 22, 2014
The 1st rule is: That's right, it's just me. The 2nd rule is: Netflix. 3rd: Why am I still talking to myself?"
Welcome to laser noises club. Please take a pew.— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) December 7, 2014
Welcome to anxiety club, first order of business I'm resigning as club president it's too much pressure what the hell was I thinking oh god— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) May 6, 2017
Welcome to MC Escher Club. I see everyone from last time is still here because they couldn't find a way out.— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) November 12, 2015
"Ok welcome back to frisbee club.Did u all remember to bring a frisbee this week & not a tropical fruit"— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 12, 2015
Me [holding a pineapple] - "dammit"
Welcome to book club! The first rule about book club is don't talk about Fight Club. We read it years ago and frankly the movie ruined it.— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) October 3, 2015
Welcome to Named After a Month Club. June welcome back. April good to see u. May, hows the kids? Danuary...nice try get out.— horse (@Karate_Horse) April 10, 2017
welcome to the Passive Aggressive Backhanded Compliment Club. i absolutely LOVE what you've done with your hair, it's SO adventurous— content provider (@cwhudson) February 3, 2016
welcome to loser club sike welcome to prank club— smartest persen (@hippieswordfish) November 11, 2015
Welcome to Height Club. The first rule of Height Club: be some sort of height. The second rule of Height Club is again just the height thing— Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 18, 2015
Welcome to Inventors club— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) August 20, 2014
I'm glad you could make it
Welcome to excessive redundancy club group, please sit and take a seat chair and we'll begin starting to hear listen to inquiry questions— Captain Antagonist (@AnOrangeSNES) January 19, 2016
Yoda Club, Welcome to.— Michael, still here (@Home_Halfway) August 7, 2014
welcome to star wars singles club! if you're solo raise your han— Fro Vo (@fro_vo) December 23, 2016
haha that was just some star wars humor you can put the action figures down
Hi welcome to the first meeting of the [takes ashtray and puts it over my head like a little hat] wear an ashtray like a little hat club— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) August 10, 2015
Welcome to T-Rex Club. First on the agenda- [drops paper on floor]— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 1, 2015
Welp, this meeting's over.
Welcome to I Haven't Seen One Of These Jokes In A While Club. Meeting adjourned.— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 19, 2014