Introducing your boyfriend or girlfriend to your parents can be hard, but if they’re also a ghost you might have to be a little more delicate when you do it. Here’s how.
Start with “M-m-m-Mom?!!! D-d-d-Dad?!!” to set the tone.
Wait until one or both of them dies so that they will be more understanding.
Introduce him as your boo.
“I’m just into much older men, I guess.”
Tell them it was love at first fright.
“All those times you walked in on me masturbating, I wasn’t doing it weird, we were having sex.”
Tell them you met a free spirit.
Tell them he’s more than just an “imaginary friend.”
Have Whoopi Goldberg say it for you.