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October 07, 2016

When the pilot says their name, stand and say, "No .... It can't be."

Air travel is usually the best way to get around, but it’s such a pain. On top of the hassle of security and weather delays, airplanes are so rulesy. No smoking, no drinking alcohol that you brought on board with you, no taking off your seatbelt at the wrong time, and that’s just to name a few! To make flying a little more enjoyable, we’ve compiled a list of things that you can legally do on any flight. Try any of these legal activities to make your next flight more fun!

  • Fog up the window and draw a heart with a submarine inside it
  • When the pilot says their name, stand and say, “No …. It can’t be.”
  • Calmly say “I am so scared” every 15 minutes
  • Ask the pilot to switch seats so you can sit by your friend, the copilot
  • Order coffee but change your mind and get orange juice
  • Order “a Coke…on the rocks,” laugh and then shoot finger guns at the flight attendant
  • Fly a smaller airplane
  • Bring your own tray table from home
  • Share your peanuts with the pilot. They don’t even get any, did you know that?
  • Wait til the person next to you logs onto Facebook, check their name and immediately friend them without saying a word
  • Eat a raw Hot Pocket
  • Quietly whisper “thanks for being you” to everyone on the plane
  • All crime (during The Purge only)
  • Tell people you invented spinach
  • Search for your abducted daughter
  • Flip off passing airplanes