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March 16, 2017
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"This barely counts as being rescued..."

“Your coat is inferior to mine.”


“I am a dog.”


“Why are you crying?”


“You can only feed two puppies!!”


“Your tail is on the wrong side.”


“This barely counts as being rescued…”


“We gotta leave this park NOW.”


“Ball, ball, ball, ball, person, window, tree, tree, squirrel, person, ball.”


“I want to bite your penis.”


(Gesturing to your balls) “I can’t believe they let you keep those things.”


“Woof.”


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