Netflix and Funny Or Die have teamed up to bring us “American Vandal,” an 8-part docuseries about what happens when a small town starts seeing dicks. everywhere.
We asked you to be on the lookout for #DicksEverywhere and boy, did you deliver. Plus, your posts helped us support the Movember Foundation, and that’s pretty cool.
Check out our favorite dicks that you saw in the wild and stream “American Vandal” now on Netflix to find out #WhoDrewTheDicks!
1) Ba da ba ba baaaa…I’m lovin’ dick
2) Literally none of us have an eggplant
I read an article the other day about all the causes and effects iPhones have had on our lives over the years... but the article failed to mention what this poor lil veggie has had to endure since the day emojis were introduced to the world #dickseverywhere #sponsored (#AmericanVandal; streaming now on Netflix)
3) More like ‘The Sexth Sense’
4) Lit swimmin’ in dick
5) Imagine getting this reply on Tinder
6) Wow what a rude dog
7) Wondering if “Blended Dick” is Whole30
8) Did you need cream?
9) Hard as a rock
11) Orange you glad he didn’t say penis?
12) Eat a dick
13) That’s a puppenis
14) Excuse me I ordered a coffee not a cockfee
15) She just spotted dick
16) That pole has a pole
17) Def the latter
18) Immaculate conception
19) Atomic dong
20) More like Dong-gress
21) Do you measure up?
22) As far as the eye can semen
23) Need to trim that bush
24) Going the wrong way
25) A dick of the light
26) The dick that eats like a meal
27) She’s packin’ heat
28) Flowers make me horny
29) The hero we deserve
30) Going cockwild
BONUS: Here’s a good reason to whip it out
Funny Or Die and American Vandal are proud to support the Movember Foundation in the #DicksEverywhere campaign. Thank you everyone for participating and for those who have not, there is still time to whip one out. Just use #DicksEverywhere or visit us.movember.com.